The world today.. who would've imagined.. High tech machinery, unlimited food suplies, jobs. I've always wondered how cool
it would be to go back in time to like.. the stone age, and show them all our fancy shit. They'd be like :O! Anyway, getting
down to my point.. I can't stant how people behave today, it really pisses me off, there's nothing we can do about it. For
instance: We have manners.. why? WHY do we have manners? Obviously we'd be gracious if somebody did a good deed for us.. or
they wouldn't do it in the first place would they? So there's no need for "Thanks" or "Thank you". Lazy
bastards even shortened it, if we was going to use it, at least say "I thank you for <what ever the cunt did>".
"Sorry" has no meaning, if you really mean it, your emotions would make it obvious to the victim in the first
place. I'd say that 90% of things people say (unless on a job) have NO point in saying at all. This has developed over many
many years. Examples are: "Good morning, did you sleep well cupcakes?" Lets break this up. "Good morning"
what sort of gesture is this? You're basically saying 'have a good morning'. But WHY? WHY would you say 'have a good morning'?
Is it some kind of spell that makes their day go well? Or is it meant to say that you care about them? Wouldn't it be obvious
if you cared about them? Secondly: "Did you sleep well" ... Why would you want to know this? Are you trying to get
inside their head?.. or maybe it's to ibce again show you care? They would know you care! And what if the person said "No"
to the question? Then what would you do? (Probably go "awww, looks like somebody needs cheering up) which AGAIN has NO
point to it. A second example of this is "Alright mate, how's it hanging?" Let's break this one up too. "Alright
mate" ..in long terms meaning 'are you alright, friend?' Why would we want to know this piece of information? If it's
said each time you see your friend from scenario to scenario then we might as well say when we see eachother: "Hello,
I feel <emotions>, I want to <thing they want to do>, I have done today <important things they have done>"
everytime they see eacher. Next factor: "How's it hanging".. longterm: 'how is it hanging'. How is WHAT hanging??
It sounds rude.. but shockingly it's used casually to friends. I would round it up to 'how are you doing', which leads back
to my last example so I won't bother with this one.
My next "world factor" is flirting. Why do people flirt? Yes, we all know, to impress somebody so then they
can go out with you, then maybe have a family with you. I would say flirting is rather cheeky. It's basically picking out
everything you're good at, and putting it in action towards the person you want to impress (shoving it in their face). Why
don't you just go up to the person, say "Hello, my name is <name>, this is what I am good at <info>, this
is what I like <info>, this is how I was brought up <info>" Then they either say "I will go out with
you" or "I will not go out with you". It makes MUCH more sence doesn't it? One reason for this is fear.. we've
developed fear from being critisised in things we do wrong with bullshit, instead of being reinforced on how WELL we are doing.
Another factor: SARCASM. (Coming soon)